Monday, October 29, 2007

Fall is here!



Discussion about the next tea topic in Dining=

Eve: Wow, this mac&cheese is so good! Wow! I'm impressed!
CH: I think we should have another tea about the G-Spot.
CL: Well, you just have to poke around a bit and you'll find it.
CH: Yeah, I'm kind of sick of the G-spot...
CL: Yeah, we can talk about something else...sexy...
CH: Communal babies?
Jinny: What?
CH: Like having babies, and shipping them around monthly - sharing babies, when we're like 30 - like sharing a love child.
Eve: You and I should have babies Jinny. They would be so hot.
CL: Yeah, anything mixed with asian is hot shit.
M: Well, you can do that now...have kids with two women. They take the [blah blah]
Jinny: Mmmm Hapa Babies...
CH: Oh! We can talk about oral sex.
CL: Oh! I like that idea!
CH: Yeah, like, I never understood oral, you know? I guess it's like a "to-please" thing...
Eve: mmm Mac&Cheese!
Q: Well, I don't know if it is a "to-please" thing, I love to give my boyfriend...
CH: [standing up with her tray] OKAY! THIS IS WHEN WE STOP!
Eve: That Mac&Cheese was delicious!
Jinny: Indubitably.

Pentheus

In the lecture on The Bacchae, Professor Banerjee compared King Pentheus, the closet Dionysus worshipper, to the Republican Senator from Iowa, Larry Craig, as a closet homosexual, which was truly amazing to hear from an old, sweet, Russian woman.

"As Dionysus seduces Pentheus, the most opposed to the Bacchants, with the curiosity of the Bacchants, we see the psychology of it all at work...ah! Very much like the tapping senator, yes? With his tapping foot? When he requests booty from the cop in the next stall. Yes. For instance, the most opposed to pornography are most interested in pornography, they say. So you see! Dionysus' method of seduction is still working among us..and humanity has not changed very much."

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