This is how we break it down...

Image from Eve's Psychology book [Caution: Keep Away From Children]=





Do YOU have Jin in YOUR Mug?

-Life is so hard
-Life makes me hard

Just because my stick falls down after 30 seconds doesnt mean that my heart isnt erect when I see you

I think they put Virjinia on my gift certificate because it sounds more American

I look like an elf, but not like a cool Lord of the Rings elf, but like... like an actual Hary Potter house elf.

I have 24/7 vision

-"Jinny, I feel so boy-deprived."
-"Eve, if you had gone to a co-ed school, you would have so many boys who want you. I promise! Well...without counting that whole first month of Smith when you had mono."
-"Oh, man, that girl with mono is so hot!...Oh my god, yeah, I have the hots for that Mono Girl too."
-"Exactly."

GO EAT YOUR COUSCOUS! [ie. shut the fuck up!]

HEAVY, NERDY, and SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED :



-"Eve, I keep feeling like there is some person watching us in the room...but it's the stuffed animal cow."



Our Relationship With 'Flight of the Conchords'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwvEDzsLHc4

-Will someone please, remove these cutleries, from my knees...?

-This is where we break it down oooh this is where we break it down ahhh

-W-w-w-whyyyy exactly?!?!?! WHY?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88

-Don't let anyone tell you you're not hump-able.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

-In the buff being rude doing stuff with the food - getting lude with the food. We heard thats what you are into.

-How about you and two dudes; him, you, and Stew[roommate], in the nude - being lude, with two dudes and the food, well that's if Stew is into it too.

And finally, we leave you with some titties. Walrus-titties.



...so long, farewell, auf weidersehen, goodbye